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office pesonality - what type of biscuit do you want with that!
By Elaine Nester

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Biscuits
The type of biscuit you prefer in the office is a dead give away to the sort of business you work in, and equally importantly what sort of person you are. For example, it will come as no surprise to learn that Boaster are the number one biscuit in both advertising and estate agencies.

Wholewheat digestives are consumed by serious, right minded people such as VAT inspectors or Health and Safety officers. Offering them a chocolate digestive in return can be construed as an attempt to bribe them. At the other end of the spectrum are the pink wafers that tend to pop in design consultants and interior decorators.

Fig rolls are popular either the Persian carpet wholesaler

 

and also drain cleaning operatives. Successful small businessmen tend to gravitate towards Rich Shorties, while aging football managers generally opt for Garibaldis. Famous rap artists are drawn towards Rich Teas for some reason. Orange Jaspers are favoured by mobile phone salemen while Jammie Dodgers are the staple diet of double glazing sales executives. Rice cakes and rusks are only eaten in the offices of small pressure groups who hate everyone including themselves. If you have to have a meeting with them take a packet of Chocolate Hobnobs and cheer them all up.

Did you know that worklifehome sells special pockets to protect your papers, CDs and diskettes from biscuit crumbs and food stains?