10 things the MD's secretary can do that other secretaries can't
1. Accidentally downsize organisations
2. Reconcile expense claims worth more than the average salary
3. Be polite to the MD's wife
4. Staple Annual Reports with her knees
5. Go shopping with the company Gold Card
6. Stop lift doors closing with her perm
7. Use a staple gun on junior brand manager's fingers
8. Organise vital business travel to coincide with pro-golf tours
9. Drink shop stewards under the table
10. Blow a perfect corporate logo in smoke rings
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