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Senior Secretaries
There are two types of Managing Director's secretary. Firstly there are those resting between modelling assignments who have the typing speed of a one fingered sloth with a hangover and who get a new car every time they take dictation. Then there are the second sort whose typing makes the teleprinter look like a case of writers block. They generally wear tweed skirts and combat boots and run the company single handed while the Managing Director is playing golf.

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10 things the MD's secretary can do that other secretaries can't

1. Accidentally downsize organisations

2. Reconcile expense claims worth more than the average salary

3. Be polite to the MD's wife

4. Staple Annual Reports with her knees

5. Go shopping with the company Gold Card

6. Stop lift doors closing with her perm

7. Use a staple gun on junior brand manager's fingers

8. Organise vital business travel to coincide with pro-golf tours

9. Drink shop stewards under the table

10. Blow a perfect corporate logo in smoke rings