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body - motivation to diet or what!
By Elaine Nester
  Catering Supplies, kelloggs nutri grain bars, healthy eating, food  

Heavens girls, my appointment has come through from the hospital. It's nothing dire just a physio assessment on my knee. The operation I had years ago after tripping over a hosepipe in the garden and tearing my knee ligament has started to work loose leaving me with a joint that wobbles in all directions. Not helpful when you've got the added problem of three inch stilettos. Anyway the specialist said (he's the one that mended Van Nistelrooy's knee so he's good with knees) I need a course of physio followed by a keyhole op to tighten the joint. Sounds fine to me but the awful news is what it said on the appointment card.

Under the innocent sounding phrase - Wear/bring suitable clothing for your assessment - was written in spiteful handwriting A PAIR OF SHORTS. I ask you

 

SHORTS! I bet the person who wrote that was a size eight and wanted to lighten her workload with a snigger at some helpless patient in a garment she hadn't worn since sports day when she was seven years old. And even then I was worried about my porridge-like thighs.

Drastic action needs to be taken. I' ll step up the dose of Hoodia Gordonii (what you haven't heard of Hoodia watch this space), drink alcohol only between the hours of 8.00pm and 8.05pm at weekends and not at all during the week, walk the dog every morning at dawn and & .. buy a pair of huge shorts.

We all need something to spur us on to finally shed those unwanted pounds don't we? We get in a kind of comfort zone where we think that, if we pull our stomachs in a bit when anyone significant comes near, nobody will notice that we are a bit larger than we used to be. It's only when we have to wear fewer clothes or attend a special occasion that we are forced to take things more seriously.

Have you seen the press lately? On one hand there's Keira Knightly with ribs where her breasts should be and on the other there's Charlotte Church looking bonny to say the least. And they're both being pulled apart by the same sort of spiteful person who filled in my appointment card.

Anyway, call by again and I'll tell you how I'm getting on. What's that? You want to know about Hoodia? I'll tell you next time.

Here's a quick tip for the day. Instead of jumping up when anyone asks if you would like any chocolate from the shop, order some Kelloggs Nutri-Grain Wheat and Wholegrain Oat Bars.